Hey dumb [censored], see that thing on the steering column? Yeah, those are your [censored] turn signals. Why don't you [censored] use them when you move to the left two lanes to pass me, then swing right back in front of me while going across 6 [censored] lanes to make your damned exit?
See that thing behind me [censored] weasel? Yeah, I can't see your tailgating ass. I can't see very well, so don't [censored] crowd me.
If you're getting passed by Granny and Uncle Jed, maybe you should give that [censored] a little more gas.
Hey cum dumpster in the tractor and trailer! If you're so [censored] sleepy that you can't even keep the [censored] rig between the lines, pull the [censored] over!
Finally, for the cockstain that likes to sit on the floor of a [censored] men's room at a rest stop and yell at a 10 year old retarded kid who's playing with the wet floor sign, why don't you have your [censored] acid trip in your own [censored] car? And to the stupid [censored] who thought it improper to go into the deserted women's room at 1AM, [censored] you too.
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